🚨 BREAKING (FICTION): TRUMP FREAKS OUT — DEMANDS ABC “TAKE KIMMEL OFF THE AIR” AFTER JIMMY TORCHES HIM OVER EPSTEIN 🔥

What began as a typical late-night monologue erupted into one of the most explosive moments in fictional Hollywood–Washington drama this year. Jimmy Kimmel, who has made a career out of needling politicians, delivered a scorching segment connecting former President Donald Trump to details emerging from fictionalized “Epstein files” within the show’s universe.

The studio audience howled. The band hit stingers. The internet lit up.

But at Mar-a-Lago — in this fictional storyline — the reaction was anything but laughter.

According to multiple fictional insiders, Trump became incandescent with fury, storming around his private residence, firing off rapid-fire messages to advisers, and demanding that ABC take immediate action.

“Remove Kimmel immediately,” he reportedly fumed, pacing between rooms as aides attempted to calm him.

One source described the scene as “beyond livid… pacing and shouting… like someone had pushed the nuclear button on his ego.”

THE MONOLOGUE THAT SET EVERYTHING OFF

Kimmel’s monologue had been sharp even by his standards: a fast-paced, joke-packed takedown riffing on newly circulating fictional documents. At one point he quipped:

“Trump has more reactions than facts.”

The audience erupted.
Within minutes, that line became the most replayed clip of the night, ricocheting across social platforms and spawning a wave of memes.

Kimmel smirked, shrugged, and moved on.
But off-screen, the fictional shockwaves were only just beginning.

MAR-A-LAGO MELTDOWN (FICTIONAL)

Inside Trump’s orbit, advisers knew instantly that they had a crisis — or at least a tantrum — on their hands. Sources described a scene of frantic texting, panicked phone calls, and a former president “demanding action like he still had the launch codes.”

One fictional aide told producers off-record:

“We knew Jimmy had hit a nerve, but we didn’t know he’d hit that nerve.”

The idea that Trump believed he could pressure ABC into removing a late-night host sent staff scrambling to manage expectations — and to shield anyone in the immediate blast radius.

Another fictional insider said:

“He wanted someone fired tonight. Preferably Jimmy. Possibly all of ABC.”

ABC CAUGHT COMPLETELY OFF-GUARD

Back in Los Angeles, ABC executives allegedly found themselves in an emergency late-night conference call. Trump allies — again, in this fictional universe — began contacting advertisers within minutes, urging them to pull sponsorships from the show.

Executives were stunned. According to one fictional network source, the reaction was:

“Kimmel roasting Trump? That’s not new.
Trump trying to cancel a late-night host like he’s ordering room service? That’s new.”

Phones rang nonstop. PR teams drafted holding statements. Lawyers reviewed contracts to ensure the network didn’t accidentally escalate a media firestorm.

SOCIAL MEDIA DETONATES

As word of Trump’s fictional meltdown leaked, social media went thermonuclear.

Two hashtags hit #1 and #2 simultaneously:

• #KimmelVsTrump
• #LateNightMeltdown

Millions of viewers clipped the monologue, remixed the jokes, or turned Trump’s reported phone calls into dramatic reenactments.

One viral post read:

“Kimmel told a joke. Trump told ABC to vaporize him. Guess who looks thinner-skinned?”

Another added:

“Forget the monologue — Trump just wrote next week’s script.”

CAN TRUMP ACTUALLY GET A TV HOST FIRED?

That is the question now echoing through both coasts of this fictional America.

Hollywood insiders say absolutely not.
Washington operatives say absolutely maybe.
And social media seems convinced that the feud has only just begun.

What is clear is this:

🔥 Kimmel struck a nerve — and Trump reacted exactly the way Kimmel joked he would.

The fallout will continue.
ABC is bracing.
Kimmel is still laughing.
And Trump, according to fictional insiders, is “still pacing.”

One monologue.
One punchline.
One meltdown heard across two coasts.