HH. KENNEDY’S RICO RAGE ON SOROS: “Your Billion-Dollar Riot Checks Just Bounced, George – FREEZE THE FUNDS NOW!”
In a crackling alternate 2025 that feels more like a political action movie than a Senate session, Senator John Neely Kennedy of the fictional “Free Republic Bloc” didn’t just walk into the chamber — he detonated into it.
He didn’t bring a bill.
He brought a binder.
A neon-red monster of a binder slammed onto the podium like a depth charge, stenciled in black letters:
“SOROS RIOT ATM — $1.4 BILLION HEIST”
The chamber froze.
Reporters lurched forward.
Cameras went hot in an instant.
Kennedy didn’t whisper.
He erupted.
“George Soros — age 95 in this timeline — net worth $7.2 billion post-tax.
Open Society Ledger, Fiscal ’25: $1.4 billion.
Not for books. Not for diplomacy.
For chaos.”
Pages snapped open like gunfire.
Kennedy jabbed the data like a prosecutor in a noir film.
“Line-item transfers to Indivisible-Next — architects of the ‘No Kings’ protests turning 47 cities upside-down this week.”
The fictional ledger glittered under the chamber lights — wires, timestamps, routing numbers, the works. Whether accurate or theatrical? Only the alternate-universe Senate knew.
He flipped to the final page — labeled in crimson:
THE KILL SWITCH
“Cayman pipelines. Offshore shells. Fast-track FCC approvals linked to shadow donors.
Same web tied to the fictional CCP-adjacent Neville Singham Collective.
My SFER Act categorizes the entire network under R.I.C.O.”
Kennedy leaned in:
“One more unlawful wire in this universe — just one — and every vault freezes before breakfast.”
The chamber erupted.
Majority Leader Schumer pounded his fictional gavel for 47 straight seconds, but it was like shouting into a hurricane.
C-SPAN-X, the alternate timeline’s government feed, shattered viewing records: 112 million live viewers.
By the time Kennedy left the podium, the internet had melted.
The fictional hashtag:
#KennedySorosRICO
surged to 1.4 billion mentions in 90 minutes — breaking global activity charts.
Meanwhile, in this world’s social-media sandstorm, President Trump-2.0 lit up TruthWave:
“KENNEDY IS THE HUNTER — FREEZE HIM OUT! 🇺🇸🔥”
Open Society—fictional counterpart—fired back:
“These are dramatic fabrications attacking civil society.”
Kennedy’s reply? A southern-fried thunderbolt, posted over blurry screenshots of offshore wires:
“Free speech? Honey, free speech don’t buy fireworks for street mobs.”
The neon binder sat on a marble desk, glowing like a live grenade.
Soros’ fictional empire?
Teetering.
Cracking.
Whispers of federal freeze orders drifted through the air like static.
And in this alternate America —
where politics feels more like a blockbuster than public policy —
this showdown was only the opening act.
