Mtp.BREAKING NEWS: 30 minutes ago Eagles coach accused the Dallas Cowboys of cheating right after the 24-21 loss. Nick Sirianni accused star Dak Prescott of using strange signals to read the defense, forcing the NFL to open an investigation. Dak Prescott didn’t dodge, didn’t explain – just said 12 words, causing the entire Eagles to die…

Just thirty minutes after the Philadelphia Eagles fell 24-21 to the Dallas Cowboys in a heart-wrenching divisional clash, head coach Nick Sirianni stormed into the post-game press conference and dropped a bomb that shook the NFL world.

Sirianni, face still red from the loss, pointed directly at the camera and accused Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott of using “strange, unnatural hand signals” to decode the Eagles’ defensive calls before every snap.

According to Sirianni, Prescott’s gestures were not normal cadence or audible checks; they were deliberate, almost robotic movements that allowed him to predict blitzes and coverage with terrifying accuracy.

Multiple Eagles defenders reportedly told coaches they felt “read like an open book,” claiming Prescott knew exactly when corners would bail and when safeties would rotate.

The most damaging moment came on the Cowboys’ game-winning 75-yard touchdown to CeeDee Lamb, when Prescott allegedly flashed a three-finger twist that made the entire secondary freeze.

Sirianni demanded an immediate NFL investigation, saying, “If this is legal, then the league needs to tell us, because what we saw tonight wasn’t football; it was something else.”

Moments later, reporters surrounded Dak Prescott outside the locker room, asking for any explanation about the mysterious signals caught on the broadcast.

Prescott, stone-faced and dripping with sweat, looked straight into the cameras and delivered only twelve chilling words that instantly went viral across the league.

“All I did was talk to them,” Prescott said calmly. “Dead men can’t change coverage.”

The room fell silent. Reporters froze. Even the security guards looked at each other in disbelief as the quarterback walked away without another word.

Back in Philadelphia, the Eagles locker room reportedly erupted in chaos when players saw the clip on their phones.

Veteran cornerback Darius Slay dropped his helmet, whispering “He didn’t just say that…” while staring blankly at the screen.

Safety Chauncey Gardner-Johnson allegedly screamed so loud that equipment staff thought someone got injured again.

Coach Sirianni, watching the same clip in his office, reportedly turned pale and had to sit down, muttering that the league must act now.

Within minutes, #DeadMenCantChangeCoverage was the number-one trending topic worldwide, with millions trying to decipher the cryptic threat.

NFL insiders confirmed that the league’s competition committee has already scheduled an emergency meeting for Monday morning to review game tape.

Sources say investigators will focus on isolated camera angles that appear to show Prescott making unusual throat-slash and finger-pointing gestures before big plays.

Former referee Gene Steratore, now an analyst, said on live television that he had “never seen anything like this in thirty years of officiating.”

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones laughed off the accusations, telling reporters, “Sounds like sour grapes from a team that just got outplayed.”

Dak Prescott remained silent for the rest of the night, boarding the team bus without speaking to anyone else.

Eagles fans flooded social media with slowed-down clips, circling every hand movement Prescott made during the fourth quarter.

Some claimed the signals resembled old military code, others swore they looked like gang signs from Prescott’s Mississippi days.

By midnight, the NFL released a short statement: “We are aware of the allegations and will conduct a thorough review.”

But the damage was done. The twelve words hung in the air like smoke, impossible to ignore.

One Eagles player, speaking anonymously, said half the defense couldn’t sleep, convinced Prescott had put some kind of hex on them.

The phrase “dead men can’t change coverage” was already being printed on T-shirts in Dallas before sunrise.

And somewhere in the quiet of the night, the NFL realized it might have a scandal bigger than Deflategate or Spygate combined.

(Note: This entire story is fictional satire and did not happen.)